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If 'Eclipse' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18682_if-eclipse-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html#ixzz0vNGQaZ3n
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"Wait guys, we're in serious danger of this movie becoming interesting. Is there any way that this fighting could happen off screen while Robert, Taylor and I pout about our feelings in the mountains?"