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Hi, I've got some questions if you've got a moment. The answers you give, however, may result in me calling you a bellend.
QUESTION THE FIRST -
Were you stupid/unfortunate enough to be listening to Chris Moyles this morning?
If yes, please go to the next question. If no, please go to question 6.
QUESTION THE SECOND -
Did you hear the brainteasers?
If yes, please go to the next question. If no, please go to question 6.
QUESTION THE THIRD -
Did you get any of them wrong?
If yes, you are a bellend. Please go to the next question. If no, please go to question 6.
QUESTION THE FOURTH -
Did you feel the need to text in, abd argue that the correct answers were in fact wrong? If yes, you are a massive bellend. If no, please go to question 6.
QUESTION THE FIFTH -
There is no fifth question. I miscalculated. Sorry. Bellend.
QUESTION THE SIXTH -
Would you entertain even contemplating thinking about considering using a home tattoo kit imported from China with no instructions?
If yes, you are some kind of mammoth bellend. If no, congratulations! Your bellend status when it comes to self-administered tattoos is zero.
Thanks for taking part