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Miniature school-related disasters/talk about the class idiots
NOTHING ABOUT BEING BULLIED THIS IS LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT
One time the class boob took my clothes home so I had to go home in my games kit. He even took my shoes, the boob. Then I found him in the phonebook and called him to tell him. It sounded like he was fighting a pack of dogs while he was talking to me. This was the kid in the class who always smelled of poo too. In retrospect one of my worst games kit related disasters.
Here's another good one - I was looking for shorts that i'd lost or something in the changing room. There was a new lost property bin so naturally I stuck my hand into it instead of just tipping everything out of it. Miraculously my shorts were the first thing I grabbed onto! But a footlong stringy bogey had grabbed onto my forearm too while it was in there. I remember actually going 'WERGHHHHH!!!!'