Boards
finding £20 on the bus
when you saw who dropped it
a) chase them down the bus stairs to give it them back
b) give it to the driver (who will inevitably pocket it)
c) pocket it and head straight over to HMV
d) pocket it and feel crippling telltale heart style guilt but spent it anyway
e) as above but don't spent it and just resent and fear what this purple paper has made you become