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how do i make this bitch love me?
she looks at me like i'm some sort of cunt. Sometimes she seems to be checking me out, but she might just be thinking "is that a face, or is that a bag of lobsters?" Playing it cool, or playing me for a fool?
the fact i'm thinking about this, and starting a thread on this, probably means i'm some sort of cunt. A lobster faced cunt