Boards
The Official “when will douchebag’s trousers explode?” Sweepstake
I can feel the buckle going now.. it’s only a matter of time before the little hook pings off and the trousers sigh open, exposing my gargantuan belly to all in its wake.
I’m going for Monday 26th April, between 11am and midday
If you win, you may get a prize which may or may not be a pair of broken, vaguely soiled trousers