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Masterchef really brings out the idiot in me
Imagining:
A relatively close-up shot of someone's glass bowl as they whisk a few eggs in it, contestant moves bowl to reveal Gregg's head behind it, he's squatting with his chin resting on the table and a look of real concern on his face.
The bit when John makes a meal for them to taste and ascertain which ingredients he used, when he plates it up he just pours it all out onto the plate with complete disregard for presentation, splashes all over the plate and the table, looks like a plate of vomit, serves it to the contestants as if it's perfectly acceptable.
On the bit when Gregg and John are debating who to put through to the next round, John's got loads of chocolate smeared around his mouth from the previous dessert like a baby.
Someone makes a fried egg on toast with brown sauce, Gregg bites into it like a toastie then does that wide-eyed startled face that he was doing tonight as if his brain has just exploded unable to cope with such levels of culinary excellence that he's never experienced before.