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Forecourts of Fury: People Who - Petrol Station Edition
People who will only use the pumps on the right of their vehicle and queue for them like cunting lemmings. All this in spite of the fact that there are at least four pumps going spare, but they can't be fucked or in some way lack the initiative to stretch the hose around the rear of their cars.
Yeah yeah yeah, we've covered these untermensch before, but I still hate them.
People who enter through the exit. In nearside, out farside...it's that simple. Pricks.
People who fill their cars, then walk around for ages doing their entire weekly shop and deliberating over what flavour Muller Light to get for what seems like several lifetimes when there are cars backed up down the road waiting for a pump.
People who park just far enough away from the pump to block anyone from driving past them.
People who get out of the car with a fag in their mouth and make for the pump. I want you to live long enough to die of throat cancer you fucking morons.