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Question: Hi. I am 25 years old and I'm still not married. My parents are very upset about this. They say I can end up a spinster. But I don't want to get married yet. What shall I do? (Sorry if this is off topic; just want to know your opinion)
"Arshavin: I think I can help you.
Step 1: You need to find a scruffy heavy drinker.
Step 2: Once you've found him, try to persuade him to "marry" you. I think that for a small amount of money, he will agree to fulfill the role of your fiancé :)
Final: Bring this guy home. Tell your parents he'll live with you ;)
I think next time they will think better before forcing their opinion on you."
:DDDDD It's the smileys that make it for me.