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Free Willy 4: The Escape from Pirate's Cove
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2010/02/free-willy-whales-of-anguish.html
Despite sounding like something from The Simpsons, to paraphrase something jonny_rat once said, this is a real move you can pay real money to really watch.
So, er... most ridiculous straight-to-video sequel subtitles?