Boards
Your seat
in various different places. Well annoying when someone else has designs on it. Some stupid cunt was in my seat on the tube this morning (which, for the sake of variety can be on any carriage. You've got to mix things up every now and then, WAHEY etc) and, even worse, some even stupider and fatter cunt was in my seat at my local cinema last Friday. I bet he's ruined it and it won't be the same next time I perch on it.
Anyway, what other public places can you have a 'your seat'? I want to get needlessly indignant in new and exciting places.