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Examples of ridiculous drunkeness (other people or yourself, doesn't matter)...
when I returned home recently my friend was so drunk that after I'd guided her to her room she started taking her clothes off while I was still standing adjacent to the room (the door was open), she was completely unaware of the situation. To my credit I did leave immediately. Weirdly if I told her about it there's probably an equal chance she'd be either pleased that I left or offended.
Now you. Go!