Boards
so theres a type of worm that bites its mates dick off with the same jaws it uses to snap fish in half
the bobbit worm
http://www.diverosa.com/Lembeh%202008/IL3-136%20Bobbit%20worm,%20Eunice%20aphroditois.jpg
http://www.montereydiving.com/Photos/Indonesia/indo2005images/bobbit1_lg.jpg
they also grow to around 3 meters. so uh, next time someone complains about poising the ocean, punch them in the dick