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Chapter One: Making the World
One day God making of the world.
"Oh no" say Jesus, "The world is to smal"
Suddenly, world on fire! The world burning to the ground.
"All my worlds make a breakage!" said God, "I need someone who can creation of a world!"
Then, God pick up a rock and zap Adam and Eve on it.
"Hello I am much of Godly!" say the god.
"Oh no we can no see the gods!" say Adam.
Suddenly, God pull a sun!
"Now there be a light!" say God, "But this light make a distaction of my readings,"
Suddenly, the sun gav birth to a baby moon!
The moon danubed to the rock!
Suddenly, God zapped a tree of apples.
"Now, you no make a touching of trees!" say God.
Suddenly, a snake from down the tree!
"Hello to you!" say the snake, "You want a taking of the apple?"
Suddenly, Adam and Eve had eated all the apfels!
Then, God made a return from his vacation.
Adam and Eve suddenly hit in a cave, because the apple made them embarasement of their nakedness!
"WHY HAVE YOU TWO CONSUMING MUCH OF THE APPLES?!" boamed God, and suddenly the snake flew away.
"Much of flying away the snake!" said Adam!
"I told you no to touch my trees! YOU CREATION OF A TOUCHING!" yelled God, and suddenly, he zapped Adam and Eve and they turned to dust.
TO BE CONTINUED