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forget the Robert Downey Jnr Sherlock Holmes...
it's all about this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherlock_Holmes_(Asylum_film)
(a) its made by The Asylum
(b) the front cover features a T Rex, a firebreathing dragon and some kind of sea monster
(c) the stars are bit parters from Torchwood and Star Trek: Enterprise
if nothing else, it won't be any worse, will it?