Boards
here, have some old jokes courtesy of the popbitch mailout:
(subquestion - does anyone else still get the popbitch mailout? i signed up for this over nine years ago)
Q: Who's the nicest man in a hospital?
A: The ultra-sound man
Q: Who covers his shifts while he's away?
A: The hip-replacement guy.
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Q: What do you call a tellytubby who has
been burgled?
A: A tubby.
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Q: What is Grand Master Flash's
favourite website?
A: Wik wik wiki wikipedia.
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Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre
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Q: What do you call a Mexican peeping-tom?
A: Senor Minge.
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My Uncle was a terrible ventriloquist.
When I was little he used to put his
hand up my arse and tell me to keep quiet.
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Q: How do find Will Smith when he's
lost in the snow?
A: You look for the fresh prints.