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I believe I have found the worst fanfiction to ever exist
http://www.fanfiction.net/StarTrek_Voyager_and_Transformers_Crossovers/17/3283/
(oh yes)
(1) The titles of both are misspelt.
(2) The second opens with this:
"In the last couple of years on Cybertron, the humans from voyager have become severely ill including the doctor. Even though the doctor can’t get ‘sick’ since he’s a hologram and he never told how to make him better, the sickness detritions his atoms will come apart and basically go in the atmosphere."
JUST ASK THIS SCIENTICIAN