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FAO: DIS wasters/(cought) artists, (cough) writers
I was just chatting with the author of this book:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Not-Proper-Job-Alternative-Employment/dp/0954668200/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1258459458&sr=1-1
And she said it's full of hints for twats like you to get jobs that don't feel like real work to sustain your 'creativity'.
Glad to help.