Boards
y'know what's good?
going to one of the best pubs in the world with a pal you haven't seen in months, with a really beautiful barmaid and a load of slick wax on the turntable...when suddenly, out of nowhere some american chap with an acoustic guitar gets up in the corner and starts singing a load of chugging murder ballads....
and then you go to the kebaby and it's buy one get one free on pizza and you listen to slow club on the bus home and you get in and it's some fit manc lass on come dine with me and you remeber that your pal wrote something in green marker on your stomach three hours ago that he said you couldn't see till you got home and you read it and it says 'i think you're kinda freaky' with a cartoon cock scribbled by your left breast and you wonder how you forgot he had done it and then how you might go about scrubbing it off.
y'know?
whas everyone else been doing?