X FACTOR THREAD
saturday 7th november
'movie week'
song choices:
john and edward – ghostbusters
danyl johnson – purple rain
stacey solomon – son of a preacher man
olly murs – twist and shout
jamie archer – unchained melody
joe mcelderry – circle Of life
lucie jones – this is me
lloyd daniels – footloose
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Hope Joe dies
And Lloyd collapses.
Hate Stacey. Hate Danyl. I'm an Olly man, but more importantly a Jedward fantatic.
JOHN AND EDWARD TO WIN.
They will win
But they shouldn't do
They will win
But they shouldn't do
I am so glad I'm staying in
I hope its not in that order though, thats a serious drop off in quality at the end which could prove quite depressing.
The quality stops
as soon as John and Edward do.
this is true
they're all really boring apart from jedward. and olly when he does his dancing. no doubt twist and shout=lots of dancing.
^ this
The stage is going to be full of girls in miniskirts shaking their hair about, isn't it?
Will be a poor mans Ferris Bueller
i'm a bit worried
the quality stopped when Miss Frank left :(
unbelievable line-up of songs
gonna be the two songs per week rounds soon, no?
anyone got the popjustice scorecard???
meeeeeee
http://popjustice.com/downloads/xfactorplaysheetwk5.jpg
why have i never seen this before?
The popjustice tweets
are the best thing ever during x-factor
live streams
jonny-place.com/
www.justin.tv/vip_sports_bar_1/old
www.justin.tv/dragonblade2
www.ustream.tv/channel/the-x-factor-2009-live1
www.ustream.tv/channel/the-x-factor3
www.ustream.tv/channel/the-x-factor-live
people don't have itv these days?
blimey
*stv
*sti
YOU TELL HIM STACEY
whenever i watch Stacey,
i can't help but think WAYNETTA SLOB WAYNETTA SLOB WAYNETTA SLOB
Yeah I was thinking Perry
from Kevin and Perry Go Large
Olly's
voice is not at his best tonight. Kudos on the dance routine though.
i haven't seen much of this years
but they seem a bit shitter than some of the previous competitions
and why make stand by me more 'contemporary'
it was brilliant to start with
Lloyd
is fucking useless. Literally terrible.
He's not even cute. STUPID SMUGGY SMUG SMIRKY SMIRK.
But it was adorable when he held Cheryl's hand.
no it wasn't
Whatevers.
At least he's not Jamie Archer.
the afro guy is so shit
and his chest hair makes me feel ill
Me too.
At least he's stopped wearing scarves tied round his belt loops though, fucking div.
that was the first time a post of mine had been this'd
:*)
Jamie Archer is terrible.
1) Want to be a 'rocker'? Form a fucking band then. Twat.
2) What kind of 'rocker' dreams of walking down red carpets?
3) Get a fucking hair cut.
4) Learn to sing.
5) Fuck off.
I'd have sex with Lucie. I've already decided I'm going to tell her pr person that she needs a token indie boyfriend to give her cool points. That can be me.
ha ha ha i wonder what the average x-factor viewer would make of Gummo!
this is terrible
Why are the crowd cheering?
That was shite.
SWEETHEART
OMG!!!!!!
GUMMO
OMG.
where'd you get the above song choices?
only 50% right atm
Louis Walsh has been so angry since Gateley died.
"this song could have been written for lucy"
or, you know, about three million other girls in this country
she's weird. she looks her age and like 40 at the same time.
Camp Rock?
Is that more well-known than Gummo, really?
I've never heard of either.
Yes.
My nana bought me a Camp Rock mug from Asda
She'd never buy me a Gummo mug from Asda.
I'd go as far as saying that they don't sell Gummo mugs in Asda.
The Camp Rock mug had some chocolate in it. It was the skanky cheap chocolate though.
I still ate the chocolate though
FAT.
PHAT
would you really want to drink out of a Gummo mug. i wouldnt risk it.
and danni - 'i love lucy' is not witty you plasticated retard
never say never
I reckon you'd get gummy bears as a play on the movies name
inside the mug instead of skanky, poor peoples easter egg, chocolate
the JONAS BROTHERS movie?
yeah I think it is
Oh.
I've never heard of it, but I lost a lot of pop culture in the last year.
i'd never heard of it, but this is an indie board huh
i imagine a teen film about becoming a pop star is quite well known amongst non-emos
It sounds like a good film.
jesus fuck
surely everyone's heard of it?
No
unsurprisingly most people who aren't 15
don't watch disney films.
ALRIGHT.
I spent the last year with no tv, alright?
I HATE DANYL.
never trust someone
who can't spell his name right.
it would be so great
if silly people bought daniel johnston albums think they were by danyl johnson.
Yes nobody's ever made that joke before.
Well done.
That wasn't meant to be there.
people probably have
i haven't, though.
simon nodding his head :D
how can someone so massively massively uncool have so much influence on popular culture?
Thread = smashed?
Like Lloyd's hopes and dreams after tomorrow
It's funny cos he's shit.
it's amazing how a voice that sounds decent on the face of it
is completely void of any soul or emotion
so true
he just seems so bland
perhaps he needs to carve 4REAL into simon's head.
Why are they all wearing their poppies on their hips?
Danyl was shite.
hahahaha
as popjustice just pointed out - a red hankie in your left pocket means you like fisting
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code
Even Dermot's forgotten Joe exists.
If he wins I'll eat my hat.
i srsly forgot who joe is at the start of every episode
only to be reminded that he's gareth gates sans jordan sexy times/a stutter
I'd forgotten about the Jordan scandal.
That was brilliant.
What just happened to Louis' voice?
YAY JOHN AND EDWARD.
he came in his pants
thinking of lloyd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Immense
Why does only one of them ever talk?
Is it the same one each time? Can anyone tell them apart?
oh. wow.
this is AMAZING
<3333
THIS IS AMAZING.
this is the absolute worst
I usually enjoy
Jedward...but this is really poor.
I think the joke has died.
THAT WAS AWFUL!
Simon's backing the winning horse
CLEVER COOKIE.
it's reverse psychology..
he think if he supports them then people will stop voting for them.
CRAFTY!
I love them.
I'm a bit worried that I'm starting to feel attracted to them.
jedward sandwich?
yeah that's definitely wrong
i would kick yourself in the face if you can
they look like twilight vampires. plus twincest is best.
twincest is such a cool word
i googled it and this image came up
http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/B/BI/BIL/BILLTHEVAMPIREBUNNY/1227279174_6410_full.jpeg
hahaha
that was the best one yet you wankers
^THIS
at least i know how to wank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XXfY4cm4BQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XXfY4cm4BQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XXfY4cm4BQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XXfY4cm4BQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XXfY4cm4BQ
is joe the blandest person in the world?
he should've done the whole song in silhouette
behind a silhouette
of simba
i could have just swore i saw a male camel toe on joe.
not nice
Way to ruin my childhood dickhead
He'd be good in a musical.
I hate musicals.
Of course South Park bigger longer and uncut is the exception
YOU'RE NOT A JUDGE, YOU'RE A PRESENTER. YOU'RE NOT A JUDGE
WAH WAH WAH FUCKING WAH
Louis is such a crank.
he's still getting over the fall of Gateley.
He's so pleasant.
Is it wrong that Jedward looked like one of the better ones
during that little replay/sum up?
they were the best ones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XXfY4cm4BQ
Why the additional dialogue?
SCARY!
I always feel so empty when it's over.
it's cos you want your fill of jedward
the dirty slut
What's wrong with you?
You're full of hate.
nah i'm not
i'm only messing. sorry
Sorry I missed all this I had to concentrate on the show
Stacey seems to be going downhill :(
Lloyd please leave the show please please please
I liked John and Edward but I don't think I'll be able to handle them twice in one evening. So I hope they go soon.
I like Danyl! But I don't think he should have chosen a Prince song because it made him look bland.
Olly was the best
Jamie is alright when he does the quiet bits, when he shouts I want to die
lucie = yuck
joe... meh.
They really shouldn't mime on the big group number
That just looked silly. It was especially obvious during John and Edward's lines.
Lloyd out tonight I assume?
fuck off lloyd, fuck off danyl
basically, those with a 'Y' four/fifths the way through their name should not be here.
lucie :'(
she's my eye candy. She has to stay.
And Jedward do because they make it more fun. This is a bad day.
nooooooooooooooooooo
seeya Jedward
you creepy fuckers
RIP JEDWARD
BRITAINS BIGGEST SMALL BAND 09-09
I really hoped for a moment there that Jamie would be bottom two
suppose it's good that he's not though, they would have saved him.
Oh shit
They're not doing that badly - they wouldn't be saved over Lucie, would they? Starting to wonder...
probably
the public are stupid/like a good laugh
YEEEESSSS
this is like the Jesus story all over again
Fix!
Going to deadlock is such a cop out.
Oh Simon of course you're letting the public vote when you know they're going to watch for John and Edward
Moneymoneymoney. What a fucking despicable man.
yeah because his entire career to date has been wonderful
and not taken advantage of peoples looks + small amount of talent in order to make Cowell a fuck load of money
the man is a genius. i'm not saying he's a nice guy, but if you're dumb enough to go the x factor you're gonna get fucked over by something.
cowell is a great business man. fact.
They never said he wasn't a great business man
They just said he was a wanker.
Yeah, he is.
You'd just think that given the amount of money he already has he might decide to employ a little bit of taste and decency for once and toe the line in the interests of musical talent rather than his obvious obsession with totting up the numbers on his bank statement.
the judges are complete pussies
how many weeks is that? This is what happens when you have 4 of em
Devoed
She's a much better singer than danyl or afro man
first Derren, now Cowell
some brilliant megastars trolling the nation live this year.
JEDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!
It's amazing
how a day and a half's pisstaking scorn turns into emotionally attached complaint as soon as the results come in.
^ I'm genuinely really annoyed, it's pretty embarrassing
Surely Lloyd should have gone tonight.
The voting public are pretty stupid.
I can only imagine that Simon chose deadlock because he knows it will make things easier for his three contenders. I think he's ruthless enough to play that way.
It's a shame because Lucie, for my money, has far and away the most talent of any of the contestants.
I'm only watching it because I have a ten year old daughter but I have, to my shame, got quite involved in this.
Forgot to refresh. Didn't mean to reply here after all.
bf
nothing to do with his 3 contenders
he knows that not one of the contestants this year has a chance of a proper pop career like Leona's, so he's going for the quick buck with ratings and phone vote money by saving the public's favourites.
protesting the only way that fits
not watching the rest of the series
simon simply only interested in keeping the show in the papers
i feel like i'm being taken for a fool here.
simon knows the public want to see jedward, he saved them to keep the ratings up.
njargh why do people like him have to ruin the fun?
you should. you're a fucking mug if you tune in for another second.
you're all crazy
why are you all complaining about cowell doing it to keep up ratings and keep the show in the papers ? that's his job.
it's not really a singing contest. the winner will be tweaked and auto-tuned a bit on record anyway.
look at cheryl cole: she can't sing very well and she's still done well.
it just poses as a singing contest when it's simply Cowell making himself money.
this show had leona lewis on it
a winner from a couple of years ago, who can clearly sing
yeah
she's also got the looks, don't forget that.
Cheryl Cole won a singing-based reality show
Most voted for in the final, it says here.
if there was one place i would hope to never hear about this kinda shit
it was on here! for shame!
thank god the twins are still in. after that incredible ghostbusters performance i can't believe they nearly got booted out
poor lucie though. should have been lloyd or afroman
i haven't seen a jot of this series...I'm barely aware of the jod phenomenon because they were in the paper in the laundrette
...and just caught the sing off and result by chance coz mum was watching
but what.the.living.fuck.
that poor, poor girl. she really sung that well and they clowned around to a track largelly filled out by backing vocals. that programme is a freakshow. anyone that watches needs their fucking head checking
as my mum said....'it's a farce. i don't know why i watch it'....and neither should you
what a week for telly. first dezzer calling up jacko....then gary glitter being pretend executed....and now this dirty brown prospective royalty procession. big wankzzz
bf
thinking about it, i thought J and Edward were near the top of the public vote? I can't quite believe shitty afro man and shitty geordie got more votes.
really?
yeah i don't get it at all
who the fuck are voting for those two and not jedward or lucie? what is wrong with people!
the public deserve all they get really
I love Simon
the public deserve to savour Job's future performances on the one show alongside stavros flatly
they don't deserve to see beautiful girls sing songs well....they really don't.
let them have their trinkets and tripe.
*Jod
How come you keep calling 'em Jod?
john and edward
jod
I think you'll find it's ''jedward''
i'm subverting it to kick against the pricks
take that
I havn't watched any X Factor this year
But my weekly indulgence of celebrity culture in the form of Heat magazine has kept me abreast of the ''latest X Factor goss''.
I know the twins are a talking point. I don't really know why.
because they are amazing, that's why:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XXfY4cm4BQ
:DDD This is unbelievable
I can't believe they were booed
it really is the most bizzare obscene thing
i was just watching 'the extra factor' with my mum...they had the fit girl that just got booted out and the one that isn't kylie....it was all solemn and sad talking about how her dream has just gone to shit...when the camera flicks on to hair bear, who actually winks and smirks at the camera mid outpuring of background grief.....what a tit...s'all fucked up that show, it really is.
Jedward
I can't believe that they are still in the competition. If you want to see them live you can win tickets to see the live show here http://br.st/17X It will be a great night!
Karen
Heart FM
getting some mixed messages there..