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I'm selling the following item - thought i'd give you cocksuckers first refusal...
Co-op Scotch Egg. RRP £0.75 (purchased for £0.20).
'A wholse boiled egg wrapped in cooked sausage meet and coated in breadcrumbs. 33% Pork'
Use by: 04/11
Reasons for sale: Owner over-estimated his lunchtime hunger, which was more than sated by a prawn cocktail baguette, bag of crisps, apple, and kit kat chunky. Use by date of scotch egg, together with sudden realisation of its likely unpleasant taste also contributed to seller's decision.
Price: £0.15 o.n.o (Collection only)