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our downstairs neighbour put a note under our door last night.
it was complaining about the noise we make. one and a half typed sides of A4. here are some of the choicest excerpts with some comments...
"You also get up c. 0600 hrs and shower which also wakes me up on occasions".
sorry for having a shower in the mornings.
"Why do you stomp across the floor so heavy footed?"
just to piss you off.
"When you open the drawer(s) in your bedroom the sound is excruciatingly loud...when my dog was alive would startle her so much she would get out of her basket and walk into another room. I can hear you placing objects on your bedside table(s) or chest of drawers."
mate, you have "POLICE" written on the side of your Land Rover even tho you do work with or for the Police. i think this makes you wrong about everything.
"We can carry on as we are and I will play your game but believe me I will be practising my piano until 2300 hrs whether you like it or not"
oooh big man.
"I will leave a CD on repeat and go out for the night. I am not fussed."
as long as its better than your piano playing.
"This last week I have been crying every day and night which brings me to my next point. On Wednesday c.0300 hrs I was crying so heavily if I had not blown my nose I would have suffocated. I blew it. You then got out of bed, stomped across the floor, went to the toilet, put the seat down, flushed it and stomped back to bed TO LET ME KNOW THAT I HAD WOKEN YOU! Well I’m sorry my dog died."
i'm not. luckily for us tho, we cant hear you blowing your nose. next!
"This was written in a hurry. It’s not an ‘A’ level examination document but hopefully you’ll get the gist of the contents.noted."
i've highlighted the grammatical mistakes and put it back under your door.
lovely man. you'll be surprised to learn, he lives on his own.