Boards
Last night I dreamt that Dennis Bergkamp died in a helicopter crash
That's fucking hilarious for two reasons:
He was notoriously scared of flying and used to drive to European away games, the chances of him getting in a helicopter are slim to none in reality.
The fact that in my dream he'd obviously decided to face his fear and get into the helicopter, only for it to crash and for him to die, the one thing he did not want to happen.