I don't wear them though. Two pairs have holes in the crotchal region too, and last time I wore them (unknowing of silly holes) someone went 'easy access hur hur hur' and I went proper embarrassed and muttered something about still wearing underwear and that thankyouverymuch.
I think I should write a novel about the trials and tribulations of my life.
which makes me wonder why the fuck you would buy them.
I would've buried them, to be honest. Or given them to a badly dressed homosexual. I certainly wouldn't have posted a picture of me in them on the internet. :/
because he's a salad dodger who touchingly believes the sight of his vast arse wobbling up and down in the aforementioned as he breathlessly travels between fast food outlets in town is a more pleasing sight than crammed into a pair of 44 inchers
The newest pair are almost two years old and have a massive hole in the knee. I generally wear the ones I brought four years ago. I'm not usually like this with clothes, but buying new jeans is so boring
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4
maybe 5. i regularly wear the same ones for weeks on end though
I'd worry about a male who owns more than two pairs.
Sorry, but i would. Fair play for wearing them 'til they stink, too.
How many of them have got ballyjeanholes in? Mine always get holes around that area. It's either big balls or fat thighs.
Four
but one needs throwing out as I ripped a massive hole in them on a rusty nail...and also in my leg.
i hate 'Question' threads
please stop doing them. ask the question in the title like a normal person
4 or 5, pretty much all I wear, got one pair of trews as well as me jeans and that's it.
Listen, punk...
It was my thing. People have aped it. They're idiots. They should invent their own art.
3
3
Workjeans, Going Out Jeans, and a pair of cut-off denim shorts, right?
Jeans for riding my horse, 'disco' jeans, and you're right -
denim cut offs so I'm never nude
My wardrobe says four, but my legs say two.
fat legs?
...
Yes. :(
I'm imaging you buying too small jeans
so you can tie a pair around each leg and look super stylish with your DOUBLE JEANS
Don't steal my style or I'll kill you.
I've already copyrighted 'DoubleJeans'
You can buy them at all good jeans stores.
'bout 3 probz
I don't wear them though. Two pairs have holes in the crotchal region too, and last time I wore them (unknowing of silly holes) someone went 'easy access hur hur hur' and I went proper embarrassed and muttered something about still wearing underwear and that thankyouverymuch.
I think I should write a novel about the trials and tribulations of my life.
This isn't meant to be here, I H8 U INTERNET.
Oh man.
DisintegratedMind would be ejaculating all over his own face now.
"would be"?
^ dm's new secret persona.
How did you guess?
Pretty Hannah
C'mon.
He was the guy who said 'easy access'.
four or five
but I'm a growing lad and all that, so a couple are too small and one pair is too big
0
Controversial.
You're either too smart or too chavy.
don't your legs get cold
15, far too many.
Including this absolute abomination of a pair:
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v261/80/60/509020897/n509020897_966008_1774.jpg
I'd be more worried about those horrific built-in wardrobes.
That house had poo on the roof,
I was more concerned with that than the awful decor.
Are they ACTUALLY half black and half blue or is it just a trick of the light?
Yup.
The back half is dark blue 'distressed' denim.
The front is faded light blue.
They've been sitting in the garage for about 4 years waiting to come (back) in fashion. I fear they may be waiting a while.
Not my greatest purchase, I'll be honest.
I can't think of a time when they ever would be in fashion,
which makes me wonder why the fuck you would buy them.
I would've buried them, to be honest. Or given them to a badly dressed homosexual. I certainly wouldn't have posted a picture of me in them on the internet. :/
I'm fully aware of how awful they are, cheers though.
I bought them from ebay when I was about 16.
I put them on in that pic to show my gf at the time how bad they were, hence the slightly camp pose.
Just driving it home, bud.
Ha, sorry. That looks like I'm sticking up for my jeans, and am offended at the thought of them being mocked.
5
but they're all disgraces in one way or another. I'm not gay. I'm not.
none
jeans are for people without an arse
explain
douchebag wears trackies and business trousers
because he's a salad dodger who touchingly believes the sight of his vast arse wobbling up and down in the aforementioned as he breathlessly travels between fast food outlets in town is a more pleasing sight than crammed into a pair of 44 inchers
loads of cheap black and blue ones
and one white pair I died black.
it's always the crotch that goes first.
three
The newest pair are almost two years old and have a massive hole in the knee. I generally wear the ones I brought four years ago. I'm not usually like this with clothes, but buying new jeans is so boring
Eight
Levi's 501 x3
Levi's 507 x2
Gap x1
Volcom x2
maybe 10-15?
four
one of them has a rip though so I hardly wear it anymore.
1
3 that i wear
1x smart black
1x smart blue
1x work black
but i still have all the jeans i've owned since i was about 14 in my wardrobe, makes it look less depressing and bare.
zero
four
possibly five, as I think my criminal damage ones are buried somewhere.
3 wearable pairs
and a pair of button-up adidas pants, you remember the ones from the 90s? started wearing them at home cos they are comfortable.
4
2 decent pairs
2 indecent pairs
three
one of which is only worn in desperation though,
4
grey, black, light blue, dark blue. Got alllll the bases covered
8
"I'd worry about a male who owns more than two pairs."
worry away pal x4.
i can't find
i just want some normal straight leg, raw/grey wash, zip fly jeans.
why ffs?
its all buttoned bollocks. who are these people walking around with buttoned flies?
makes me really angry.
buttons ftw
4
but one has a hole in the crotch
1 x black
1 x grey
1 x blue denim
1 x red (my mum bought them for me)
one
a delightful pair of black 501's
i'm definitly thinking about getting more though. it's all i want to wear now after five years of trousers.