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Vice Chancellor of University - Female students are 'sexy perk' for male lecturers
http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/mortarboard/2009/sep/23/kealey-female-students-perk
Frankly incredible.
Flashing a few literary allusions, he continued: "She doesn't yet know that you are only Casaubon to her Dorothea, Howard Kirk to her Felicity Phee, and she will flaunt you her curves. Which you should admire daily to spice up your sex, nightly, with the wife."
Displaying a more surprising familiarity with the etiquette at lapdancing clubs, Kealey added: "As in Stringfellows, you should look but not touch