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Would you like to hear my idea for a B-movie horror film?
I'll break it down for thee.
Title: "SHANTY TOWN MASSACRE"
Tagline(s): "Injustice has a new set of knives", "Eviction just got deadlier".
In a sentence:
Picture Resident Evil 5 meets Wall Street.
Plot:
RAMON STEEL is an ex-mercenary haunted by the death of his wife and eight children. He travels the globe, looking for meaning. Arriving in Capetown, S.A., Ramon helps with the rebuilding effort after a tornado localized within the shanty town area of the city has left literally dozens injured. But ruthless corporate billionaire tyrant MAX D'EVIL has other plans in mind. Turns out the shanty town is built on an old Indian burial ground, which contains an occult artifact D'EVIL has scoured the world for. As D'EVIL slowly excavates the site, the artifact's deadly power begins to influence the inhabitants of the city. This makes them the worst kind of oppressed peoples: Flesh eating ones. It's up to RAMON STEEL to kick zombie ass in the name of liberty.
Starring:
RAMON STEEL: JOSH HARTNETT
MAX D'EVIL: TOM CRUISE
FELICITY CLITORATI: ELIZA DUSHKU
DR PAUL NERDOWITZ: TBC
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