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Ever worry that your tastes / interests in stuff is going to fuck up your kids?
You know, like being parents who like Sonic Youth ffs, or getting the babysitter round for the evening so that you can both go to see a reformed Pavement together and hold hands during "our song", it's surely going to absolutely ruin the discovery / rebellion aspect of their youth, isn't it? Plus you'd be a 'cool parent', which is obviously massively vom-inducing. Surely by rights the moment you become a parent it's time to ebay the semi-obscure vinyl and hit up HMV for some Beautiful South cds?
Clearly I'm being more than a bit OTT here, but you know what I'm on about, right?