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people who, when describing themselves, say "I'm like Marmite"
I know I am going to hate them instantly.
In fact, people describing things as "like Marmite": STOP IT. It's a bollocks advertising gimmick and there are plenty of people in the world who are meh about marmite or like it in stews but not on toast, etc etc. STOP IT.
That's all.