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Some jokes I've yet to invent before starting this thread, but will have invented by the time I've finished it.
What do the police say when they find a cat dead?
They say that it was miaow-nced dead at the scene.
What is the business identity version of Lego called?
Logo
What do bees crave?
Waspect
What do you call a triangular hole in the middle of the forest?
Pythagoras's clearing
What is the name of the science fiction writer from Cardiff?
H.G Welsh
Who doesn't bamos look like?
Darren from Hollyoaks
What genre of music would you listen to on a pub crawl?
12-bar booze
Hi there, I'm Colin and if you're ever looking for a humorous alliterative sentence to say when you're pretending to be Margaret Beckett, can I recommend:
"the lovely lips of a lazy little lizard"