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I'm going to make a bacon butty
because you know what, I'm sodding hungover, we are 'minding' the mutt of our relatives and it's barking (both meanings). I only got about 4 hours sleep cos the little shit was moaning like the fuck it is. I'm going to youtube The Dog Whisperer.
After the butty that is. Yes. Butty. Not sandwich. Butty. Yes.