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"The Giant African Land Snail is one of the rare things that both science and religion can agree should not exist
They can be up to 14-inches long, are simultaneously male and female and can survive up to three years sealed in their shell."
and many more!
http://www.cracked.com/article_17579_7-terrifying-giant-versions-disgusting-critters.html
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