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why does all the handwash smell like girls?
they're selling up the house so ma is on a bit of a handwash binge at the moment......two for every room seems to be the rule....one on strike and another for emergencies.....
anyway.....with every new squirt and smell i get a proustian rush of a former dalliance with some unatainable, pretty thing.....it's very odd
my only guess is that mum has kindly tried to buy all the handwashes that i was using at the time of fancying or having a bit of or admiring from afar some lass..........
bless her. do they ever stop thinking of their young?