Boards
At work today I walked past a conversation that went like this
Man A: "Okay, I'll volley that email across to you later today"
Man B: "Sounds like a goer to me, we can backfill the paperwork next week - see you in the carpark by reception in 10?"
Man A: "10 it is, I just have to see Keith about the health and safety stats - OH MY CAR IS THE SILVER BMW SERIES ONE" (Second part of sentence spoken noticeably louder)
Man B: Excellent taste! See you out front
This is possibly why I hate humanity