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Moments of BLIND PANIC
Getting to the urinals with a full bladder, realising that you haven't practised doing and undoing the rather stiff button flies on your new jeans. Cos just the sight of a toilet is enough for my body to assume that right NOW is the time to expel unwanted bodily fluids.
In dancing from left to right, I think I kicked the bloke next to me in the shins.
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