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fans of motorbikes or motorbike racing

R'n'b fans
People who vote conservative because they just don't get it
Militant lefties who think they're morally superior
People who are 100% obsessed with football
People who are really Americanised
Bigots
People who moan all the time about everything
People who take themselves too seriously (oh man this on especially)

people who play tennis or go to watch tennis
residents of Hull
festivalgoers
protesters of any sort
retail workers
people who visit nightclubs
the Welsh
second-hand shop dwellers
British-based Somalian males 13-29
students

16 year olds with mopeds
foxhunters
teenage mums
people who go to the school prom
people who spend vast amounts of time in Lowestoft town centre
supply teachers
tracers (people who practice parkour)
"lads"
amateur actors
hairdressers

people who talk about their diets
self absorbed people
hippies
people who are fun and spontaneous

every girl I dated between 18-21
Cyclists

Trainee journalists.
People who work in Dixons/currys.digital whatever

Why do they all lean out of the windows and shout at you? Those limos must be filled with twat gas

Southern Ireland Protestants
Romanians

"Just leavin teh house lol :P"

In fact, everyone who uses ":P". It's the worst emoticon ever created and it makes me sick that I typed it thrice.

they even have their own portable sound system on a bike-ugh

'<3

Especially anyone who reads on the bus so that everyone can see what they are reading.

Half Man Half Biscuit did a pretty good job here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBM_MIT9EOM

who appear on Come Dine With Me

'London town'

Twats.

"Well I'm a metalhead so.."

awful

1. people who get cold or hot and instead of wearing appropriate clothing they adjust air conditioning/heating to make everyone else too hot or cold.
2. people who talk too quietly and when you politely say 'pardon' they just repeat themselves at the same volume as if the reason you didnt hear them is because you magically lost your hearing for a few moments rather than them having an unreasonably quiet voice.
3. people who when faced with an non english name, even one said exactly as its spelt, lose all ability to even try and pronounce words and instead have some kind of seizure.
4. managers who are all matey with people but then when other people are talking to each other has a go at them
5. cyclists who even after you've driven into the path of oncoming traffic to avoid them still scowl at you with their angry and exhausted faces in you rear view mirror
6. people in canteens who put their try down right at the edge of the counter so you have to hold your heavy tray for longer than necessary, these people are also often
7. people who take too long getting their stuff together after a transaction when their is a long queue behind them

The Colin Hunts of the world, if you will. Glastonbury would have been 10x as enjoyable without these cunts roaming around making me feel unduly violent.

Everybody. Just a whole bunch of cunts.

Including Jeremy Vine.

or, even worse, at ticket machines in train stations – WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!

there's been a spate of burglaries down my road recently, and it makes me shit scared whenever i hear any sudden noises, especially at night. sort it out guyz, i'm a nervous wreck here.

or anyone who owns an item of clothing from Jack Wills. Or turns up their jeans above their ankles.

2. British people who entertain the idea that living in Dubai is a good idea

Only wankers can think that it would ever be a good idea.

ever.

opera singers
conductors

I concur wholeheartedly

indie teenagers, the guppie-faced ones, with matching bad hair (okay this is more funny, than annoying), the ones with overly shiny skin

things that fly's number four - definitely - managers who spend hours joking around, getting in with certain members of their staff and then act all authoratative and commanding towards staff they don't like

men in their forties who think they are actually in their late twenties and dress accordingly

kasabian/oasis fans (obvs)

that look...that euro-metal look....(the music isn't so bad, but...), camden circa 1996

groups of builders/construction workers during their working hours NO YOU DO NOT OWN THE ROAD, YOU ARE JUST PAID TO RESURFACE IT

people with sporting interests who socialise through their sporting interests - i don't hate you but you scare me

those men with thick black-rimmed glasses and impossibly smug faces - they are a subspecies for sure, and you will always find more than one in a given place because they need back-up

people that watch hollyoaks. i don't hate you, but i don't understand you. generational thing?

the people that buy hello!, ok!, heat, etc

people that don't have ANY interest in current affairs whatsoever. i don't hate you, you worry me

those people that must constantly make cultural references as though they are incapable to making any other imaginative analogies

people that go 'LOL' or 'FAIL' in real life

- People who are violent over trivial matters
- Question Time audiences
- I'm sure there are more but I can't think of them right now

George osbourne
ken clark
Gordon Brown
Alister Darling
politicians

people you get in the car with for the first time who don't wear seat belts - why do I feel like a loser for not wanting to die in a metal box?

people in control who dont make obvious changes, eg makers of cash machines for not having shortcut buttons to popular transactions, ie so you can withdraw £10/£20 with one button after your pin number. Also the BBC for not showing MOTD at a reasonable/regular hour on sunday morning - even 9:00 would be OK!

bad judges of character

anyone who buys any item of clothing that is "all the rage". how can you live with yourself?

If you're literal about the 'universality' of their awfulness.

i really really want to go on a canal boat holiday

groups i dont like:
judgemental generalisation types

and other chocolate heads

made particularly great by DarwinDude getting her panties in a twist over the Rangers chat.

great stuff.

members of the fall.
people who talk about shitting, and possibly those that describe sex they've had.
cinema workers.

People who become fans of things like 'laughing' on Facebook, as though the rest of us see that page and think "You know, I'm not really a big fan of laughing".
Geordies - by which I don't necessarily mean all people from Newcastle, but fans of Newcastle FC who sit at home watching Sky Sports News, waiting for some Toon-related scoop so that they can all go and stand outside St James' Park in a big group and act like idiots on the evening news.
People who claim to have 'no political views', as though if the government announced a genocide of people with brown hair in the middle of Trafalgar Sqaure, they would have 'no views' on it.
Laddos, in the vein of Oasis, who I'm pretty sure have ruined every music festival since 1995 by flinging plastic cups of Carling/piss at any band with a keyboard player.
People who boast about 'getting to the barrier' at gigs: I can stand five feet further back and keep all of my limbs in tact.
Students who wear hoodies with their university/college logo printed on them.

people who live in chelsea
really posh people
people who are obsessed with rugby
patriotic people
goths
health freaks
farmers

"Yeahhhhhh... sooo.... just gonna get some fooooooood, watch some Frieeeeeeeeeeends, chill oooooooooout."
-Camp gays
-People who take cameras out with them at night and you see them hold it towards their own face and take one, then look at it in the screen to see how it looked, and take another one.
-Lads/blokes who have absolutely no style whatsoever, and point and nod to eachother when they see someone in drainpipe jeans or decent clothes that they see as gay.
-Traffic wardens
-People who talk about drugs when unprompted, in depth, repetitively
-People who try to explain, in a matter-of-fact manner, why The Beatles "were actually a very poor band", using bands like The Zombies and The Velvet Underground to support their arguments
-Weird little old blokes who try looking at your willy when you're at a urinal

Racist and ignortant and country ruiners!

Oh and girls who wear rollers going to town but i think thats just a liverpool thing.

people who get their face as close as they can to pictures or exhibits in an art gallery. Hello - stand a little further back so we can all enjoy, you colossal moron. I came to look at art, not the dandruff flakes on the back of your head.

So fucking selfish.

-vegetarians who eat taramasalata
-ginger hair
-George Bush and Tony Blair

- People who say 'Not to be cheeky...' then ask you to do a ridiculous favour. Especially people who ask you do do stuff for them and you don't EVEN KNOW THESE GUYS. "Not to be cheeky, but can I lend your phone to have an hour long conversation with my boyfriend about nothing"... 'Not to be cheeky, but can you drive me and my friends somewhere proper out the way, despite only taking to you twice in my whole life' Especially when they GAN MENTAL when you don't do it.
- People called hannah

but it's not so much the official marchers with their drums and stupid tin whistles that fuck me off quite so much as the procession of burberry shellsuit clad hangers on at the back (the blue bag brigade) pushing prams full of DNA-deficient babies dressed in toddler rangers strips, swigging buckie out of a paper bag (the parents, not the babies.Actually, that's debatable). And breathe.

Not terribly original, but I do loathe estate agents and recruitment consultants, fucking cunting gits.
Also, people who have 'baby on board. drive carefully'-type signs on their car, implying that were it not for that sign, I would be rear raming them in a ketamined-up frenzy. It also reeks of fertility smugness. Oh, and 'princess on board' signs. You horrible lame twee idiot. Usually a chubby perma-tanned horror is at the wheel.

I am far too angry today, I need a drink or something.

- anyone who does interviews with Heat magazine
- people who, when informed I am vegetarian, ask me whether I eat fish/chicken/pork/eggs(?!) (not any more/no/no/no but only because I don't like the taste).
- Oasis fans who think Oasis are the be-all and end-all of music
- 12-17 year olds who read The NME (I used to and I know for a fact we were all arseholes)
- people who support The BNP, for whatever reason
- the weekly 'twat' guest on Never Mind The Buzzcocks (Preston, Donny Tourette, Irwin Sparkes)

- trustie
- cyclists who run red lights
- people who seem to think that everything the Government says is BAD and that by doing the opposite they're SUPER REBELS - ie, people who say "fuck carbon footprints, i'm going to spend every weekend flying long distance BECAUSE I CAN!!!"
- ska punk bands

and then send them in to the Metro paper letters page pretending they are their own work.
2) cyclists careering along on pavements and ambling through red lights when on the road.
3) People who moan when you park in the road outside their house believing that they have a god given right to park their own car there. Buy a house with a drive like every other fucker you twats.
4) Companies that waste copious amounts of money by constantly re-branding themselves.
5) People who say to slim people "you could do with a meal pal" and then get offended by the reply of "well you could do with a few less". It's not just rotund people who get offended when they are reminded that they don't have a perfect body shape is it?
6) Bono

people who drive way over the speed limit
car sluts
jakey bastards
old people in supermarkets
people who deliberately avoid buying a round
people who drink pints in nightclubs
girls with cameras
girls who special birthday tshirts with they nicknames embezzled on
people who insist on fancy dress birthday nights out
people who do kareoke 'cause
children on public transport
people who finish sentences with lol
ppl dat Uz txt spk
people to play music from their phone on loudspeaker as the walk
old people queue for buses
people who smoke indoors
people who play two shot carry
bigots
hypochondriacs

they go on "random" nights out with "random" people that they refer to as "randoms" and then post pictures of their "random" nights out on social networking sites calling them "random pics" or "random nights out".

it's just an attempt to make their dull lives sound more exciting, they make it sound like they ended up in Hades with Nietchze and Gordon Kay who used to play Rene in 'Allo 'Allo.

people who call University "Yooni"

people who are younger than me and clearly having a much better time than i did at their age.

people who are english and speak like they are rappers from america.

Personally I like to projectile vomit in the face of
"Braying Sloans". These vile under-class are often girls called Saskia, boys called Quentin or Rupert, usually wearing an obligatoy Rugby shirt with the collar up, or if working in the city, a PINK SHIRT!! AAAH!!!!

They usually end up in the city because daddy's sucked the right cocks there, and end up spending all your parents hard-earned savings on their new Porsches. SCUM!!

Oh I hate nerds too - they, too, will use their superior brainpower to milk you of all your, and the countries resources, when they grow up to become Uber-geek city financiers, so kids, while at College, make sure you KICK THEIR FUCKING ASSES cos it's the only chnace you'll ever have to get EVEN!

Finally - anyone who beleives what they read in the Daily Mail or the Sun. They should be executed forthwith.

and furthermore..
People who think pop stars are musicians.

People who DON'T take drugs, and then explain why they should be banned!!

Piers Morgan

Daily Mail Journalists

Right Wing Americans like Bill O'Reilly.

Whoever invented 'punctuality'.

too many more to even start to put down.. use your imagination.

cyclists
architecture students
the gang of yobs perpetually hanging out at New Street Passage McD's
people from Enfield
madonna fans

and then pay with their card.
Bus drivers

Also: remember this thread?

http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/935734

Anyone who reads the Daily Mail
Retired people who go to Tesco to do their weekly shop at 9am
Women on the bus with buggies who ram the skin off your ankles and have so much shopping on the handles the thing is 5ft wide
People who go to Starbucks
People who go to Late Night London bars
People who live in Clapham and still behave like they would at uni... when they're 29
People who drink alcopops
Militant vegetarians/diet fascists/teetotallers
People who wear 'hilarious' slogan tshirts

Anyone whose opinion differs slightly from mine - wankers, the lot of them.

Particularly when used in conjunction with "lad".

Or, even more criminally, shortened version of "banter" like "bant" or "lad-bant". I've actually heard these used. Bastards.

Oh, and the lesbians that live over the road from me who rev their motorbikes at 6 IN THE FUCKING MORNING.

- boy racers who have really shit cars with big nasty spoilers on the back and rev off in the distance with really loud music on
- T4 presenters
- radio 1 DJs (all of them)
- people who are still taking sides on the Blur/Oasis thing

I'm a vegetarian for moral reasons, if I was to diet it would be because I want to get rid of my rolls of fat.

Emos.
Political campaigners/people who will adamantly talk about politics when you just want them to shut up.
Paedos.
Murderers.
Homebase showerheads.

boom.

..out of life which doesn't seem proportionate to the amount of effort they put in, and the fact that society is hardly a meritocracy only encourages them.

people who bang on about civil rights but have no concept of civil responsibilities.

people who don't question why they are being given the opinions they buy.

people who don't read ever, read one book, and then insist you must read it.

"Hey, are you doing anything today? I'm up for going into town and see what's gwarn"

Die die die die fuckers die.

- british people
- vegetarians
- vegans
- rangers fans

who react to the slightest bit of drizzle by opening up a fucking golf umbrella that could easily shelter a medium sized family of morbidly obese people, who then insist on walking at the pace of a particularly lethargic snail on the narrowest stretch of pavement in all of London. MAN THE FUCK UP! Grrrrrr....

(even though I sometimes do this)

People who don't seem to realise that it is perfectly possible to fill your car with fuel when the pump is to the left of the vehicle, that's why they put put pumps on both sides of the pillar...it's not just out of a concern for symmetry....now stop blocking the entrance to the forecourt when there are no less than SIX PUMPS lying unutilised.

People who phone you late at night/early in the morning and say 'Are you awake?'

People who accelerate aggressively on residential roads in spite of the fact that there are speed bumps approximately every 25 metres.

People who talk about soap opera characters as if they're real people who are personally known to them.

The panel of Loose Women.

- say "bish bash bosh"
- say "oh you should get on twitter. it'll change your life". no, just no.
- constant superpokers, zombie biters, quizzers etc on facebook.
- people who wont hire white people in curry or chinese restaurants.
- the cunt who looked at me with disgust when i got a nosebleed on the bus yesterday, more so, the cunt who refused me a tissue, and even more so the driver who threw me off for it!
- people who work for virgin media
- all those involved in setanta, i hope you're starving to death.
- people who dont drink, then come out with you anyway and tell you "you should stop drinking, youre gonna end up regretting it"
- people who, instead of wearing a suit for my cousins wedding, turned up in jack wills clothes and sandals. fuck off.
- people who correct your grammar mid conversation.
- "bubbly" women
- people who enjoy MTV, specifically boys who watch it 'ironically'
- snooty hippies who work for supermarkets and sneer at you for not having your own bag. Am i supposed to carry around a 'bag for life' on the off chance that ill need to pop into the supermarket?
- people who say "i knew right away that she was the girl i wanted to spend the rest of my life with". you cliched cunt.
- people who call you racist for mimicking a 'black' accent.
- tall bastards wearing long pointed shoes standing in bars looking around for 'totty'
- bouncers
- people with far more friends on facebook that is feasible for their personality.
- people who go on big brothers big mouth
- people from the UK who add -gate to a word.
- children aged 8-17
- people who go out drinking so they can beat up someone smaller than them, usually because theyre thick as pigshit and have no real future.
- street / door to door canvassers
- outgoing call centre salespeople
- people who read Viz, because it really is shit
- people who pay for porn
- people who constantly tell me i look like chris martin
- people who get on the bus stinking of piss and stale booze then sit right behind you even though the bus is empty.
- old people who talk to you for no reason. noone cares you old git.
- workplace small-talkers. you bore me to death.
- people who bring black coffee into encosed spaces.
- cigar smokers. just who the fuck do you think you are?
- people who feel they must attend Jacko's funeral despite having nothing to do with him other than liking his records. its none of your business.
- people who bring juggling balls to nightclubs / events. it aint cool.
- militant veggies / anti-druggies / lefties / righties etc
- people who publically thank God for their successes.
- People who say "it'll be well banter", "it was banterific" etc.
- people who dyed their hair grey to look like George Lamb
- people who can't use an apostrophe correcly
- chavs at leeds fest. we know youre only here to rob our tents.

- Cardiff City supporters.
- Schizos.
- People who persistently make you and others feel inadequate.
- People with a forged bunch of fake friends.
- People who have the same pose in every picture.
- Cunty people.
- Desperate-for-a-shag people. Ain't got a problem if you are, but keep the feelings in your head and don't share them until you do get someone in bed.
- People who try and be contrary to appear cool.
- Daily mail reading, James Blunt listening, Ford Escort drivers.
- People with shit hair who then have pops at others' fashion sense.
- Presenters of BBC music/radio coverage, yes you Zane Lowe, Edith Bowman, Jo Whiley - fuck off.
- Radio DJ's who put on that fucking horrible twangy sound on the end of their sentences, laughs etc to appear cool.
- Ridiculously stupid racist Americans.
- Americans.
- Fat birds who talk to you when you're out as if you're interested in a bit of their beef.
- Ignorant people.
- Selfish, contradictory people.
- People who only do things when in a certain crowd, being 'social chameleons'.
- Chavs full stop.
- Goths. But not the goths who'd listen to The Cure etc, goths who listen to Slipknot and that satanic, god-awful, asshole gravy.
- The ever increasing amount of people in the world who don't understand the way of life for a youngster these days. They need to wake up and realise that youngsters no longer are your Enid Blyton novel types, there's a world of drugs, sex and needless violence that they seem oblivious to.
- Sensationalist media who's objective is to just strike fear into the hearts of every man woman, child and literate animal.
- People who will always try and make it out as you're the one missing out.
- People who watch reality TV.
- People who overreact badly.
- Racists, homophobes, BNP wives although they'd probably love a shag.

Fuck, the majority of these scream 'ex-girlfriend' at me.

especially girls

or gordon brown is stupid mumble mumble credit crunch

girls trying to fix their mate up with someone else as they have taken a dislike to their mates boyfriend for no reason

short people
fat people

fuck all of you

people who make out they're above things but still wade in in internet debates

Sycophants.
People who embrace inane small talk.
People who lazily blame all societies problems on immigrants.
Corporate suits who act really important as though they are doing something profound and worthwhile.
Anyone over the age of 25 who wears a football shirt to anywhere but a football game.
Philistines
People who think its cool to act thick (even when they aren't really)
People who think The Bill/Casualty/Eastenders are actually good.
People over the age of 16 who buy the winner of the X-factors album
Reality TV show participants.
Talent show judging panels.
Salesmen/women who work on the basic assumption that we are thick and they can tell us what we need.

tend to be the most boring people on earth.

Fat people who think they're attractive (to go with disappearingboy's above.)

People on facebook who constantly post statuses boasting about how happy they are, ie. "happy happy happy!!!" or "eeep, sooo happy". You're not cute or quirky, fuck off.

People who publicise their charity-giving on facebook, and make threats that if you do not join they won't give money. Just give to charity in a quiet, unassuming manner like the rest of us.

God, I'm a miserable bastard :D

people who think Dawn Porter actually has something worthwhile to say!

People who watch or appear on Jeremy Kyle
People who play loud repetitive homogeneous RnB music on trains
People who buy any single one of those shitty celebrity magazines
Anyone or anything associated in anyway with GMTV
People who watch Sky sports news all day long.
People who think a good day out constitues going to a shopping centre to buy things they dont need.
Office workers who that wearing a wacky tie shows they have a personality.
People who invade your personal space.
People who think that having a wacky ring tone shows they have a personality.
People who derive their opinions of the world from tabloid newspapers.
People who write your instead of you're - Hi, hope your well.
People who wear anything with FCUK on it.
People who wear sports clotheing with Nike/Adidas etc emblazoned across in massive letters (walking bilboard)
People who get so completely carried away about UK news stories like Madeline McCann but couldn't give a shit that thousands of African children die every day.
Radio 1 DJ's, T4 presenters, Ant & Dec, Simon Cowell, Philip Schofield, Dermot O'Leary and anyone else responsible for the utterly broken state of modern popular culture.
People who think The Kooks, Kasabian or the Kings of Leon are edgy bands.
People who use facebook updates to brag about how cool/interesting/great their life is

most of the residents of stevenage.
tourists on the tube.

...even though the boiler doesn't have enough time to heat up any water before they've finished
People who mock your food whilst you're cooking it
People who gloat
People who take photos of you after you've ask them not to
People who get violent for no good reason

People who post 'emotionally fragile' facebook status updates - 'X is just feeling a bit low right now' / 'X doesn't know why it has to be like this' / 'X just need a bit of headspace right now', often accompanied by the devil's own sad smiley. You're not in Dawson's Creek. No-one cares. Die.

People who comment on aforementioned posts, offering utterly vacuous words of condolence, often featuring words such as 'hugz', 'always here if u need 2 talk' or a simple ':)'

People who say 'can you move down please' when there clearly isn't any room. You've got to wait for the next one. Gutted.

Drunk rugger buggers. Absolutely nothing more to be said on that one.

People who churn out public school euphamisms for / references to getting pissed / going out. Notable examples include 'Popping down the grog shop for a frosted thimble', 'www.banter.com', 'inhaling a few cheeky beakers', 'fully stocked banter cannons', 'lash merchant' and - if we're really plumbing the depths - the shortening of 'banter' to 'bant'. Unforgiveable.

Also...

1) People who decide to txt you that there going to be late at the time you are supposed to be meeting them.

2) Cyclists who love the pavement.

3) Weird men who insist on flashing their cock n balls to everyone in a changing room.

1 Jeremy Clarkson
2 Anyone who likes Jeremy Clarkson
3 Anyone who drinks protein shakes
4 People who drives (or aspires to drive) a 4x4 sports model for the school run
5 Anyone who goes on holiday to 'Magaluv or Aya Napa'
6 Anyone who threatens violence in response to a dispute
7 Brits who live on the Costa del Sol and can't speak Spanish
8 People who hate on bands they've never heard
9 People who decide things or do things based on what God or their religeon suggests
10 Public school kids who are proud of it
Anyone who attributes
11 People who attribute tragedies to being 'part of God's plan'
12 Any motorist who sees you've pulling you indicate to move into the outside lane and then slams their foot down to cut you off

1. The idiots who insist on going along slower than me
2. The nutters who insist on going faster than me

refer to people who you don't know by their first names, giving no indication of who they are, or how they know them.

when they reach the top or bottom causing a backlog of people trying to shove their way past while the sackless dump makes their mind up about which way they want to walk away.

especially those wearing hideous cowboy hats, who think cock-shaped straws are props for a night of comedy genius. And demanding that all of their raunchily named cocktails and alcopops are served with aforementioned cock straws.

Also, people who order a macchiato, and then eye the cup as if you've just shat in it, demanding that you top it up with more milk. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, DON'T ORDER IT. GEEZ.

I have obviously worked in catering for waaaay too long.

:-D

the cunts who took cheryl's side when her and larry split up.
billy sloan.
fat people who walk slowly, side by side, on narrow pavements, and just when you've seen a gap to squeeze through, they waddle in that direction. STAY AT HOME, YOUR BLUBBER MAKES ME SICK.

arseholes.

What is it with all the shushhing? Quiet accoustic i can understand but even when a noisy band is on they do it between every song.

And no one dances. And people sit on the floor at the front.

people who say get instead of have. As in:

"Can i get two pints of guinness please"!!!

Chloe-ena Mandry Is seeing oasis,kasabian,reverend and the makers and the enemy tommorow! :)

stuffy fake intellectal bores, the type who go on newsnight and stuff

camp people who define themselves by their gayness

people who pander to populist hate of things like thatcher (who were kids or like, not born when she was running the place)

People who moan about the weather, whatever the weather maybe they will always find something to moan about.
People who put lights on during the day, especially in summer - open the blinds you freaks.
People who have the heating on too high in their car.
People who communicate via email at work when the person they are emailing is about 6 feet away.
People who engage in long winded email arguments.
People who wear cravats to weddings.
People who go on about how much they have drunk/ will drink/ can drink - its boring.
People who wear sunglasses in nightclubs.

One was full of great people, the other one was shit. Ergo, uh.. Not all Odeon staff are rubbish, just 50% of the ones I've known.

at gigs - particularly when its not a rowdy band

what a bunch of pretentious twats

groups of people who walk into pubs and look for a table / stand talking to each other / generally waste time before going to the bar

who has ever said or thought about saying "Am I bovvered" or any other inane bullshit catchphrase.
Anyone who bought Leona Lewis' cover of Halleujah or has anything to do with BGT or X Factor or any of that shit.
Uneducated tabloid reading imbeciles. (most of Britain)
People who pretend they've heard of certain bands/taken certain drugs/done certain things to appear more interesting.
People who use twitter.
People who buy a ticket for the Subway in Glasgow using a debit card! FUCK!

and everyone going to see it.

pretty swedish people that I'm not friends with.

the pirate party and their supporters.

who stand very close to you when you're smoking and who then proceed to complain about the fact that you're smoking very close to them. I always try to squeeze into a doorway or nook of some description but I still get hassle. Lady, it doesn't make me want to not flick fag ash into your handbag any less.

Girls who have watched too much Sex and The City and now believe that everyone at every social gathering they attend have an aching desire to know about the last time they had sex, who it was with, how it was and what position they adopted.

people who had babies that say "you don't know anything about life unless you've had a baby". I just had a kid and i can't really say I'm that much smarter. There's no automatic enlightement in getting a kid, that's just for stupid people who want to think theyre better people for the sole reason of knowing how to fill a hole with a stick.

people who wear CCCP or other soviet-kitsch t-shirts or have a small Lenin statue on their windowsilll, cause it's "cool". Seriously, how about a Hitler windbreaker?

people with a fashion blog. no exception.

Conservatives

People who can't spell "you're", i.e. "your crazy" - erm - your crazy what???

People who say "do you mind if I smoke?". "Erm - no, do you mind if I fart?"

People who don't wash their hands after urinating. Peanuts & Crisps anyone?

People who insist on smoking at indoor gigs. Is there something you don't understand about the word "ban" ???

People who turn up to gigs, push their way in front of you just before the band hits the stage and then proceed to chat all the way through the set, apart from the one song the band plays which they recognize, when suddenly then go absolutely mental and sing all the way through it. As soon as the next song starts, they go back to their conversation. W*nkers.

People who insist on dressing "alternatively". You all look the same, you muppets! Put a suit on - be the alternative to the alternative.

People who go off bands because they've "sold out" by signing a major label deal. Erm - most indies are affiliated to major labels. Google the record company address...

Oh - and teenage kids who wear their trousers half-way down their legs, ensuring that most of their underpants are on show. Isn't there another word for this - "Simon Cowell" ???

all those cunts that apear on the bbc red button festival transmition. god, get my a bomb

i love a good rant... here goes:

- students who move into a family neighbourhood and think they are clever making loads of noise every night (i've just suffered this for a year). it's not clever, you are cunts! when you have to get a job i hope you suffer without sleep and have to get up at 6.30am everyday (the same time you normally go to bed).

- people who talk at gigs, go to the bar or even better stay in the pub. Can't wait till gigs are unfashionable again so these cunts dissappear.

- daddy's girls. no the world does not owe you something, you are just fucking selfish lazy and it makes you look ugly.

cunts to a man

They've forever got time off during the week to walk around town aimlessly, clogging up the pavement. They should be locked in their homes. Same goes for fat people, but all the time, instead of just at weekends.

from head to toe. Seriously, the odd shirt/jeans is fine but the plaid shirts are hideous and obviously Topman. Same goes for those two tone henleys that all the chavvy 'lads' wear to boost their indie credibility.

Being a Californian. I'm way out of my element and in over my head. I just took in 500 years of Irish history coupled with local politics and sports teams... going to go stare at my ex girlfriends pictures now..peace

i am quite angry about this.

like poor receptionists who are the 'face' of the organisation, but have NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BULLSHIT GOING ON UPSTAIRS

properly.

if you cant afford it the dont get one. you BAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRDDD

What a topic ! I read this on the bus coming in and the ideas just popped out my head so easily..............

- Lily Allen girl types i.e. girls I hear on the bus talking loudly and swearing and giving their empty opinions for free. Shut up.
- Scallies - with their celebration of underachievement - been to Birkenhead recently - advice ? Dont go. Ever. It needs to be razed to the ground.
- parents who cant control their kids - its fuckin embarrassing and so annoying. I went to the doctor's last week and there was a woman trying to control her young child - "Britney (or whatever the hell her name was) sit down !" came the endless squawk. Did Britney sit down ? Of course not ! She carried on being a nuisance, shouting and running around. Another woman in the same place was trying to reason with her kid as to why what he was doing was wrong. Yeah, like the kid understood. Why try and have an adult discussion with someone who is 3 years old ? Take control ffs.
- people who talk loudly on phones in public - we all know them unfortunately
- any extremists
- any religious nutcases
- that arsehole who lives below me who has his t.v. on too loud
- Oasis fans - usually with a scally attitude - question - how the fuck did one of the Appletons fall for Liam Gallagher, or did he just grab her by the hair ? Fuckin ridiculous.
- anyone who thinks they are hard because they have a hooded top on (sorry, "a hoody")
- people who think that, as they've got a baby, the rest of us should be as pleased as they are when we come into contact with it.

Right that's it for now. Will my love for humanity ever be restored ? Of course not.

particularly those who literally smell like ashtrays. i thought that was just a figure of speech til i started working for the council, now i know its not.

STOP BEING SERIOUS. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE THREAD. OF COURSE I DON'T FIND PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THE ODEON AWFUL. WELL, MAYBE SOMETIMES.

Middle aged people who still think its cool to have 10 pints when they go out
Pensioners who insist on clogging uo the banks/post offices at lunchtime
Virtually everyone who works in a call centre (exceptions to anyone who can put you through to the right person correctly)
People with tattoos who are all just attention seeking morons
People with mutiple piercings (see above)
Those who think eating at McDonalds is a special treat
KIds doing wheelies on Mopeds
Journalists who call Brixton a club venue
Journalists who mention heritage bands
Anyone who watches any reality tv at all
Anyone who wears a retro band t-shirt who had split up/died before they were born
Anyone who buys Reading Festival tickets on day of release -go and die you sad bastards- its not that edgy not that cheap and not that good so stop asking mommy & daddy for their credit cards .