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Would you do Jesus?
http://www.utilitarianism.com/jesus-christ.jpg
I have friends who look a bit like the Messiah and I do think they're pretty attractive. The picture linked above furthers the fact that I'd probably hump his leg at the very least.
http://www.turnbacktogod.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/jesus-christ-king-0205.jpg
Wowser.