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There's a large hole in the front of my underwear.
So big in fact that basically everything hangs out of it when I have them on. Either I was too tired to notice this morning or its got much worse as the day goes on.
On the one hand this looks ridiculous (and ridiculously sexy, perhaps)
but on the other hand its insanely comfortable. There's support at the back to make the buttocks pert but freedom at the front to feel unconstrained, especially within the hot weather.
Who knew crotchless underwear was such a brilliantly practical invention?