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Why my ex sucks
Amazing- http://whymyexsucks.com/
He smoked crack and stole my car. My car keys had my apartment keys attached to them, and so I was locked out for three days while the cops looked for him.
He was so dumb that at one point he thought I made up both the names “Hamlet” and “Shakespeare.”
When we broke up and I kicked him out, he proceeded uninstall and steal our toilet.