Boards
you have massive boobs, can we chat?
Ahoyhoy
Body:
I was just browsing myspace eatng my sandwich when I saw your considerable assets...
I nearly choked.
Hope you don't mind me randomly messaging you?
I liked your profile pic and the rest of your profile.
Have you any plans for the weekend?
it is meant to be very hot and sunny.
Would love to chat if you fancy?
David
ahhh i miss myspace