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Your favourite comedy MP expense claim
1) Sir Ming Campbell's King sized bed, scatter cushions and disco ball. Presumably a free white flared suit and gold medallion were included 'off the record'
2) Douglas Hogg's Moat. Anyone who has the balls to claim that is worth a giggle or to. Plus I can call him Lord Moaty.
3) Sir Peter Viggers' Duck Island. Wonderfully stupidly inappropriate.