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I might have glandular fever.
Or mumps.
I think that job interview killed me - woke up this morning with half my face swollen, couldn't open my eyes, hellhellhell. Just went to the doctor's and they did tests for a whole bunch of diseases. Oh the wait.
Has anyone had glandular fever or mumps before? How was it? Am I going to be well for 22nd May?
Writing this has exhausted me.