Boards
Worst cartoons you can remember
Kissyfur. It was about some kind of idiot bear who was on a circus train that crashed into a river. Then spent several years getting chased by some southern alligators or something.
Around the World with Willy fogg (series 2)
Series 1 was the pinnacle of Spanish culture. Series 2 was a sneering mockery of this. Animation went downhill (they seemed to make a couple of frames last about 30 seconds), as did the voices and the story. Sad sad sad
ProStars
Bo Jackson is a monosyllabic freak. Wayne Gretsky is a food-obsessed coward. Michael Jordan is a goddamn hero. They go round fighting crime and saving the world. BAsically an extended advert for Nike. Weirdly compelling.
Gobots
I used to have to watch gobots because I wasn't allowed to watch ITV. I also got gobots for christmas instead of transformers. I was a social pariah. I convinced myself gobots were better. I tried to convince everyone else. They laughed. They still laugh. I hate transforming robots of any kind to this day.