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pigeon sex
there were these three pigeons, one pigeon man and two woman (woah-man!) pigeons, and the pigeonman was chasing one of the girls, but she wasn't having any of it, but the other one was hanging around going all "hey baby, stop chasing her, it's me you want", so the first one flew away and he went after her, and they walked around the street a bit jutting their heads in unison but then, shit, a car (!) and they had to fly up to this rooftop over the road, but no, there's a magpie on it, and the magpie swoops down all like "get the fuck off my roof pigeon scum!" and it chased them through the air all the way up the street and neither of the pigeons got any.