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today, during some work banter, my pal said i had a small cock infront of the girl i fancy
my vocal chords turned to a hulking cog and my cheeks shined up robin-breast red.....it was awful.......i felt like i was evaporating......i even drunk from a bottle of water that clearly didn't have any water left in it...just to give me something to do.....
best i came back with was.....'what....so you've been following me into the toilets have you'
which....whilst implecating my pal as a sausage spotting latrine lurker...sort of affirms the small penis accusation.
oh dear.
any way back from this?......could i have looked charmingly flustered or did i just look like a secret had been revealed
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