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In these harsh economic times, some of us will have to take drastic steps to maintain our lifestyle
Some will just cut back, some will dig into their savings. Others, however, will become professional strippers.
I shall be called The General, and in my act, starting out in full military regalia, ending up with a generals hat covering my junk.
Disentegratedmind is the obvious choice. He already exposes himself to children, might as well get paid for the adult equivalent, eh? Not that he'd have much business.