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The 50s-ish droney lady in our office refers to her mother-in-law's cat as...
...'her big, grey pussy'.
Amazing and sickening at the same time. My colleague's position on this is:
"[Pussy] should be a happy word, with playful connotations, and I won’t have it besmirched by someone whose own vagina, should she ever have used it, must have dried up in the late 1960s."