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My Farcical Bus Journey
i was getting the bus from dublin to galway earlier on today, 4 hour journey.
the bus driver told us all to put on our seatbelts. mine looked a bit dodgy, but i put it on anyway. when we reached the halfway point in the journey, i was looking forward to relieving myself in the bus s tation toilets, but to my mild panic i discovered that no matter what i fiddled with or pulled, i couldn't release the seatbelt. i was trapped. i thought about telling the bus driver, but i didn't want to heap embarrassment on myself, so i kept quiet and hoped i could hold it in as they say.
anyway, about an hour later, this was becoming impossible: i was bursting to go. i thought about asking people in front of me if they had a scissors so i could cut the seat belt off and ask the driver to stop at a toilet, but na..it was too embarrassing. luckily enough, i had a beaker in my bag. i was going to have to do it. there was two people sitting directly across from me but i was going to have to piss in the beaker. carefully placing a jacket over my groin area, i slowly manouevred my cock out through my zip ( not an easy thing to do when you're pinned tightly in by a seatbelt around your waist ). looking around to make sure no one was looking, i let the river flow. feeling mighty relieved, now all i had to worry about was the inevitable embarrassment at the end of the journey when the bus driver would have to cut me out.
i was still periodically trying to free myself, but to no avail. this bit is completely true: as we pulled into galway bus station, i was half-heartedly pulling on the seatbelt in one last attempt at freeing myself, when all of a sudden, simple as fuck, it opened. just as the bus was pulling in. you couldn't credit it