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People who have no idea of their own batshit crazy weirdness
A colleague just came in to ask if he could have some of the pink paper things. You know, the bits of pink paper.
"Post-it notes?"
Yes, post-it notes. Can I have some?
"You can take some from the stationery drawer."
Stands, slowly examining post-it notes one at a time for five actual minutes. Are they all sticky?