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Diarrhoea
When you're running up the stairs and it softly coats your hairs - Diarrhoea
When you're sitting in a tree and it trickles down your knee - Diarrhoea
When it comes out of your bum like a bullet from a gun - Diarrhoea
When you think you're friends are joking but your pants are warm and soaking - Diarrhoea
Or from personal experience:
When standing near the barbeque, the brown tide hits your shoe - Diarrhoea
MORE PLEASE.