Boards
the "most popular tags" section on metro.co.uk
is like some kind of retarded 21st-century stream-of-consciousness poem:
"cocaine paul makin jack tweed jeff brazier sunderland djibril cisse jade goody chemotherapy living tv intercourse brit awards 100 dances baby dj boy jobs jeff brazier bobby jack chantelle steadman alfie patten maisie tattoos trashy lion max clifford"
Max Clifford certainly is a trashy lion.